Everybody’s Doing the Self-isolation
Doing the twist has had its day
The Mash Potato in the halls was once the latest craze
Disco had a turn it went around
Then all the kids loved pogo and were bouncing up down
But there's a new dance now and it's sweeping cross the nation
Cos everybody's doing the self isolation
Everybody dance do do do
Wash your hands wash your hands
Prepare by panic buying
Shake those toilet rolls in four time
And while your bored at home
Make up lies bout Chinese folk
Put them on web
See how quickly they do spread
Everybody's doing the self isolation
They're grooving round the world -
It's a crazy dance sensation
