Day 3 in the Big Brother House

Day 3 in the Big Brother House:

Succumbing to despondency briefly, Mia downloaded the trial version of Sims 4 after getting bored of reading about Philip Roth’s masturbatory escapades. Buddleia was not happy with her avatar. Apparently EA Games do not have the programming power to capture the divine essence of her russet curls. 

The housemates discussed the effects of various fruits on bloating. Jodie posed the question: ‘Is this Coronavirus or trapped wind?’ Buddleia and Jodie would like to point out that Mia is casting herself in an unfairly positive light in comparison (with her subtle yet smug allusions to literary exploits) and suggest that she shed a more unbiased light on her own flatulatory habits. 

REVISED DAY 3:

Jodie experimented in reading (Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein) while pacing around the living room (with the odd hip swivel thrown in). Although a slightly disconcerting experience for onlookers, it will apparently help muscle pain due to her otherwise sedentary existence. She would like to emphasise that the trapped wind conversation was a fleeting moment within a banal day.

BREAKING NEWS:

A new (returning) housemate entered the house. Naomi brought not just fridge magnets from her travels back home, but a renewed sense of enthusiasm towards the whole quarantine situation (helped by wine).